Because it's Awesome: The Blog!

About

Sit down. Get comfortable. There's a lot going on here.

Let's get the embarrassing stuff out of the way first: Because it's Awesome is a blog. It is not a substitute for traditional therapy, nor can you operate heavy machinery after reading. Ever. I'm serious, there were these dudes who tried to make some kind of mechanical coffin thing and they just ended up replicating themselves in a whole bunch of paradoxical timelines. I didn't really get it on the first time of viewing but maybe you will. It had palladium in it.

Everything here is written satirically. Or with intent to humour. I'm not really that funny but occasionally I do make this bloke at work chuckle. Or cough. Anyway, the point is, you cannot use any of the crap I post on here for your highschool chemistry project or history assignment. You will more than likely flunk but should at least give the teacher something memorable.

I don't really know where all of this will go. If it's like any of the other 164 blogs I've written in the past, it will probably die off after a week's worth of posting. Or, it will not. I did this Arsenal FC-related blog the one time and it took off pretty well but then I got a 'real job' which, for once, I absolutely loved, and it fell to the wayside. Now it seems the hunger-pang to start writing has kicked in again, so here we are.

Each blog post will be owed to cretinous tangential thinking, involving lots of adjectives, conjunctions, nouns, verbs and adverbs. Some definite articles could also be thrown in for good measure. 

Occasionally I might talk about things that are not awesome, but I'll avoid these until I get settled. I need to fill the place with positive energies first. 

In the meantime, here's some tower defence.

Banner pic used on creative commons attribution license: theogeo